the first three words you see are what you want in life

bowlikesatumble:

grrrlaus:

poopcop:

gelboorus:

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booty seal jobs

site, handjobs and beauty

gay, fanfic and money

… Gay Pokemon Hentai… I don’t want this. I really don’t.

moskafleur:

eteo:

dweebscar:

inwhichifeelallthefeels:

cyanide123:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

what if giraffes lived underwater

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what a majestic creature

It would explain nessie

Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.

pardon

yOU FUFCKGN ASSHOEL I JUTS SPIT MY LATTE ON MY TABLET F UCK TOUOYU JESUS CHRIST

Best post I’ve seen this month

(via eveechan)

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

coelasquid:

starpulses:

Nintendo confirmed today that if you pre-order Super Smash Bros for the 3DS at any Target store, it’ll come with an exclusive Zero Suit DLC alt costume for Wario!

Even Wario has enough fashion sense to know the Rocket heels are ugly and clashy as hell.

Bolding mine.
Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if for once a male character was tortured with those fugly rocket “boots”.
After all, Wario rocks them much better than Samus does.

So yeah, I kinda wish Nintendo followed xyrafhoan's vision more closely.
Happy Friday!
~Ozzie

beanseller:

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team aqua is still better than team magma

(via steam--train)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

(via ohawkguy)

first-kiss-since-45:

vikadi:

set of nostalgia drawings by gabriel picolo. i don’t think i have enough space on my tumblr for all his works that i’d like to post.

these are incredible

(via ohawkguy)

anakistarsong:

zing-noir:

River otters at the Zoological & Botanical Garden in Ichikawa, Japan

omg the last one he pops up ahjfskghfagskjfkhdjs ahahaha

This is what heaven looks like…

(Source: minhonoo, via tamashiihiroka)

pjcalamity:

Same

(Source: televisionsgifs, via liamdryden)

withinthewallls:

When my mom forces me to go to bed

afukendrick:

Centuries // Fall Out Boy

Some legends untold
Some turn to dust or to gold
But you will remember me, remember me for centuries

(via liamdryden)